HIJACKED

We interrupt this program to let you know that THIS BLOG HAS BEEN HIJACKED. MEAHAHAHAHAHEOW.

So like yeah...BREAKING NEWS TOOODAY ...I comes to give you secret meeningz.

*Gets news report, puts on glasses and scans it (the news report not the glasses)*

So today I tellings da meeningz behind this secwet agent Invisible Smoke. 

Wunce upon a timez. Meny meny years ago, Invisible Smokes thoughts he cannot cookz. He iz tolds by friendz dat he cannot just eets da lame foods he eetz. He iz eets only lame foodz. You knowingz, like z cheezburgerz n tingz. YUCKKK.

Anyways so da troof behind the nicknamez is dat when Prince Dhuan (as he is called by da great IQ *all hail* [IQ not Dhuan!]) actually cookeds there waz no smokez n burningz as he thought. 

As we can see, Prince Dhuan makez da yumyum foodings, and such good foodings that we all dripdrip from our little muzzles and hav to bathe our whiskers meny times because of this amazing foodies.

That is why the nick is Invisible Smokes. Because his food is not burns and turn out bads, there are no smokes. I tell you, is just a figment of his minds. He is supercooks naow.

Tenku pls.

WE RETURN TO DA FEATURE PRESENTASHUN NAOW. TENX FOR DA KIND ATTENSHUNS U GIVETH MEZ. ~YOURS TROOLY, IQ.

*licks paws lazily and glares through half-shut lazy eyes*